The Week In Politics.

Nadine Dorries fears that MPs will crack under the strain of financial scrutiny. Imminent suicide cult threat.

Former Samaritan Anne Widdecombe is available for late night chats. If anyone was having second thoughts about taking their own life I would imagine Widdecombe could be the final straw. She is also available for stand in Speaker role.

BNP Fuhrer invited to Palace.

Mad professor calls for overthrow of Parliament. MPs on hols.